Entries from October 2008

October 14, 2008

“I Tried to Save Them”: Tens of People Mourn the Demotion of Their County to Least-Populated County in Mass., Due to an Outbreak of EAD

Redemption, Culpable County, Mass. A dying woman’s last words struck an uncomfortable chord in the remaining members of the administration of Redemption College last evening, when it became clear that through their negligence, an entire segment of the administration had been wiped out in a freak fungal epidemic. Evidently, the first victim was Mabel [...]